Archive for June, 2008

Are You Kiddin’ Me?

June 12th, 2008 at 9:41 am » Comments (0)

This is officially ”Bride and Wedding Month“, so you’ll read some rants (and raves) about brides, their families/friends and…all manner of wedding stuff. Hey, it’s June
One of the most common complaints about wedding dress samples is that their way too small, for the average bride to try on. I’m with that, and I know [...]

Bridezillas: Don’t Go There

June 10th, 2008 at 6:55 pm » Comments (2)

Bridezilla
Yay! It’s that time of the year! The marrying time. Brides are stressed out, and often misfocused (yes, I made up the word). The economy is shot, but folks still wanna have the “dream” wedding, even if it means nightmares for all those involved. Don’t go there.

Most people are more than willing to do more [...]

Screaming Banshee On Dialup

June 5th, 2008 at 7:36 pm » Comments (2)

That’s me. Hallmark needs to come out with a new eCard: Screaming Banshee Without High-Speed Internet.
Not familiar with the screamin’ wonder? Well check her out. First, turn down the volume on your computer. The different scenarios would go somethin’ like this:

Screaming NEA Banshee tries to download a 30mb file. “AHHHHH!!!!!!!”
Screaming NEA Banshee tries to load [...]

Sunday’s Ramblings

June 1st, 2008 at 11:12 am » Comments (2)

Moms, while you’re spending so much time, making sure your daughters are strong, intelligent and self-sufficient, make sure you impart these little pearls of knowledge:

Wear underwear when you try on clothes (preferably clean underwear).
Be clean, when you try on clothes. Shower before you go clothes shopping.
Wear nylons/footies/socks when you try on shoes.
Wash your hands when you [...]

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