That’s me. Hallmark needs to come out with a new eCard: Screaming Banshee Without High-Speed Internet.
Not familiar with the screamin’ wonder? Well check her out. First, turn down the volume on your computer. The different scenarios would go somethin’ like this:
- Screaming NEA Banshee tries to download a 30mb file. “AHHHHH!!!!!!!”
- Screaming NEA Banshee tries to load her website. “GAHHHHHHH!!!!”
- Screaming NEA Banshee tries to view the Iron Man trailer. “UGHHHHHH!!!!”
Why do they call it “dial-UP”? There’s nothing “up” about it. It’s all…down. The speed. Your mood. The only thing that’s “up” is your blood pressure.
NEA
Hoops and Yoyo could do a card for that. LOL
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They could, but it wouldn’t have the same effect. The “screaming” is so…real and appropriate for the level of frustration. Hoops and Yoyo would make it too “cute”, resulting in a loss of the pain factor.
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