Thoughts…
I don’t have time to blog. I don’t. So, rather than try to talk about one thing, I’ll hit a bunch of stuff, and hopefully you’ll get what I’m going for. Here goes… I don’t like “church”. I’m breathing hard, as I write this, because I know it’s bad for a Christian to say they [...]
Year’s End Rambling 2008
Ooooh WEEE! Folks (many men, actually) LIE, or they leave out critical information (which is a form of deception). So, be sure you ask questions, and investigate upfront. Cuz they play games, but don’t let you decide if you wanna play or not. They just pull you in the game, and you gotta be swift enough to catch [...]
Screaming Banshee On Dialup
That’s me. Hallmark needs to come out with a new eCard: Screaming Banshee Without High-Speed Internet. Not familiar with the screamin’ wonder? Well check her out. First, turn down the volume on your computer. The different scenarios would go somethin’ like this: Screaming NEA Banshee tries to download a 30mb file. “AHHHHH!!!!!!!” Screaming NEA Banshee [...]
Sunday’s Ramblings
Moms, while you’re spending so much time, making sure your daughters are strong, intelligent and self-sufficient, make sure you impart these little pearls of knowledge: Wear underwear when you try on clothes (preferably clean underwear). Be clean, when you try on clothes. Shower before you go clothes shopping. Wear nylons/footies/socks when you try on shoes. Wash [...]
